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Courtesy of GodsGirls.com! Eden and Stiletto make blasphemy sexy. Told you I’d post today!

HarmCityHarlots.com. They found me on myspace, like a ninja in the dark. I suppose it happens when you’ve got tons of alt models, sites, and random porn stars as friends, you’ll end up with more alt models, sites and random porn stars as friends.

For a relativley new site, they pack a pretty good punch. They offer two new sets a week, have a forum, links to them on just about every social networking site imaginable and have plans to start adding videos, live chat, and a metric buttload of other sweet, sweet online community features. And the girls aren’t too bad to look at, either.

Definately check ‘em out. Seriously. Or they’ll ninja up on you.

Models are Cara Chaos & Miss Marthy

I just got my copy today, where’s yours? Probably still HERE! Needless to say, I’m stoked and now I must go to watch and see how it is.

I’m going to Hell, anyways. There’s no argument there. But, if the Devil or any demons look as nice as these girls, I think I could handle an eternity of whatever torture they reserve for writers and altporn lovers. Something involving boiling tar, I’m sure.

See more Szandora and Nina Sin here, and their hellishly awesome friends at BarelyEvil.com!

*EDITORS NOTE*

As it turns out, these sets were put out for Blasphemy Day, which falls on Sept. 30th. Blasphemy Day is “the anniversary of the original publication of Danish cartoons in 2005 depicting the prophet Muhammad’s face.  Any visual depiction of Muhammad is considered a grave offence under Islamic law. International Blasphemy Day is a movement, not just a day, to remind the world that religion should never again be beyond open and honest discussion or reproach.  Our future depends on it.”

Be sure to expect something on the 30th!

I’d make an AltPornNow Weekend Update joke, but, it’s Sunday and I’m lazy. I also like the fact that I can look across the street and see the happy masses at church, while I toil away at my laptop writing on a porn site.

But, now for the news. Seems I will be heading up to Portland, OR for the tattoo expo on Saturday, Oct 10th, so, I expect to see some of you there. I ’should’ have some nifty stickers to hand out, even though I can’t hand them out inside the expo (since I’m not a sponsor or an exhibitor, they said no) but, I am leaving them with certain tattoo artists and booths, so, they’ll be out there. And, during the afterparty, there will be more stickers that I can actually hand out.

I’ve also, by the grace of the Twitter Gods, won porn and music from Tales from the Porn Store.  The music is from Bitchslicer and Rampant Decay, respectively, and from people that like metal and porn, so it must be good, right? I mean, my metal experience comes from watching Metalocolypse on AdultSwim. As for the porn, not sure what to expect, but, it’ll be good.

Hopefully you’ve read this awesome little tidbit before, but if you haven’t, here it is!

In the spirit of inclusion rather than exclusion … we want to feature you. We really do.  We just need your participation.  We need you to write us and say “Hey, I’m doing something pretty wonderful over here, how bout you shine the light this way!”

Here are just some of the ways you can be seen on the front page:

Links: Send us your site link and we’ll post it to the main page.

Interviews: Tell us a little about yourself, places where we can dig up some info on you (sites youve worked with, stuff you’ve shot, etc.) and we’ll put together a formal Q&A.

Mammary Mondays: Take a phone cam pic of your bare boobs and send it in with your photo ID (you should already have this scanned in from your shoots with the megasites, we need this to verify your age).  We feature these photos every Monday.  Its a great way to start the week!

Tattoo Tuesdays: Take a phone cam pic of your latest ink.  Send it in with a who/what/why/where description.  A paragraph or two will do just fine.  On a future Tuesday you’ll appear on our front page along with your latest body art addition.

FanSign Fridays: Take a phonecam or webcam pic of yourself holding a sign that sends a little love our way.  We’ll post it on our front page on Friday.  Including boobs or vagine is a wise choice.  Very wise.

Flickr: We’re always looking for new talent to feature.  If you’re a member of Flickr, add our official AltPornNow group.  Then when you’ve updated your photostream, add those relevant photos to our group.  This is the first place we look for new content to show our viewers.  Add us > http://www.flickr.com/groups/altpornnow/

IMPORTANT! For Mammary Mondays, Tattoo Tuesdays, and FanSign Fridays,  we MUST receive photos taken by cellphone cam or webcam with a MINIMUM width of 400 pixels and a height of 300 pixels.  Professional photos will not be accepted.

Please send materials to > admin [at] altpornnow [dot] com.

We look forward to telling people how awesome you are

Before I call it a night, check out these fantastic photos of Jenna from GodsGirls.com!

AltPornNow is looking for other writers and contributors to help fuel the site. If you’re interested, email > admin [at] altpornnow [dot] com.

This is Mosh. She’s a goth girl. She’s also cute and naked. I’d say that’s a win.

See more Mosh and other hot goth girls at GothicSluts.com!

That’s right, today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day, and in celebration, I found a bunch of happy pics of pirate wenches for ye’…

They’re all from random sources, but, awesome none the less…