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I’d make an AltPornNow Weekend Update joke, but, it’s Sunday and I’m lazy. I also like the fact that I can look across the street and see the happy masses at church, while I toil away at my laptop writing on a porn site.

But, now for the news. Seems I will be heading up to Portland, OR for the tattoo expo on Saturday, Oct 10th, so, I expect to see some of you there. I ’should’ have some nifty stickers to hand out, even though I can’t hand them out inside the expo (since I’m not a sponsor or an exhibitor, they said no) but, I am leaving them with certain tattoo artists and booths, so, they’ll be out there. And, during the afterparty, there will be more stickers that I can actually hand out.

I’ve also, by the grace of the Twitter Gods, won porn and music from Tales from the Porn Store.  The music is from Bitchslicer and Rampant Decay, respectively, and from people that like metal and porn, so it must be good, right? I mean, my metal experience comes from watching Metalocolypse on AdultSwim. As for the porn, not sure what to expect, but, it’ll be good.

AltPornNow is looking for other writers and contributors to help fuel the site. If you’re interested, email > admin [at] altpornnow [dot] com.

October 9th, 10th & 11th this year is the Portland Tattoo Expo in Portland (duh), Oregon. I plan on going, there’s a possibility that even some GodsGirls will be attending.

Mainly, I’m just plain jazzed about the whole event. It’s being sponsored by Ninkasi Brewing Co., Ink Junkie Magazine, BK Media, and Pricks of the Trade.

On top of that, Evil Dead: The Musical will be playing all thru October. That’s a super sweet bonus.

Also, OMSI’s current Feature Exhibit is going to be SCREAM!: The Science of Fear… again, sweeeeet…

So, if you’re in Portland that weekend, keep an eye out… I’ll be tweeting, try to find me!

We’ve added an official AltPornNow group to Flickr.  This is a convenient way for those who already use Flickr to add your photos to our group, get noticed, and hopefully we’ll end up posting your work on our front page.

http://www.flickr.com/groups/altpornnow/

Top 10 Reasons you should add AltPornNow on Twitter:

10. We won’t post about what we just ate.

9.   We’ll never start a post with “i hate it when …”

8.   We wont tell you where we are right now in an effort to make you jealous.

7.  Vagueness.  We don’t know it.

6.  We won’t hold conversations with you via the @reply command.  (Depending on how lonely you are, this might be a reason not to add us.)

5.  You won’t need an unlimited global texting plan in order to afford the amount of posts we send out.

4.  We are in dislike with the word “tweet”.

3.  We will tell you when there’s free boobies to lurk on AltPornNow.com.

2.  See reason #3

1.  I’m straightedge, which means ….. NO DRUNK TWITS!

http://twitter.com/altpornnow

I’ve added a couple pages to the site, just in case you didnt notice.  Pfft.  Anyhow, the pages are listed at the top of the page in the second column under the header “Pages”.

Theres a How-to page that explains the process of creating your own blog, changing your theme, creating a post, and general admin type stuff.  http://altpornnow.com/how-to/

Theres also a “Get Noticed!” page that outlines the many ways you can contribute to the site and get time on the front page.  http://altpornnow.com/get-noticed/

And!  I’ve added a bunch of prebuilt themes for your very own blog.  Pretty nifty.

As you were …..