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BurningAngel’s newest DVD release, ‘No Panties Allowed,’ features BA’s own Joanna Angel, Coco Velvett, Skin, Andy San Dimas and Draven running amok and getting nailed because, and I’m taking a wild guess about where the title comes from here; they’re wearing skirts and no panties. Going commando has never been so sexy.

The flick starts with a little on-balcony fucking with Joanna and James Deen, which if you’ve never seen these two together, is a thing of awesomeness. After a generous helping of good ol’ fashioned sexing, they head indoors for a second serving of anal. The chemistry between these two is almost palpable, and the camerawork is amazing. For a little on that, we go to the man behind the lens, Kelly Lind:

“It’s always fun to shoot them because they’re both amazing performers,
from a photographers perspective, they know all the angles, they’re
very self aware.  So it’s easy to shoot because I’m not doing a double
duty of managing their performance and mine behind the camera, I can
focus solely on getting the best angles for the lens.”

Second Scene: Draven is trying to replace a nonexistent light-bulb whilst (yes, I used ‘whilst’) standing on a ladder. Enter Brian Street Team who notices the complete lack of panties on Draven, and shenanigans ensue. And by shenanigans, I mean loud, intense humping. All in all, both performers are charismatic and obviously had a great time filming which shows throughout the scene. Draven is gorgeous, and Brian Street Team comes replete with witty banter.

And showing that even AltPorn girls need to do laundry, the third scene starts with Andy San Dimas in a launderette. By my calculations, she’s in there because she’s out of underwear and needs to put a load in the wash. And Kris Slater is there because she has no underwear on and he wants to put a load in to her. (I know, that pun was the suck. I apologize.) Andy brings the goods and shows that she’s a pro. I’d make a joke about a ‘balanced load’ here, but I think the world will be a better place if I didn’t.

We’ve all been in this place before; you’re trying to defeat Ganondorf and you forget to put on underwear. Coco Velvett goes to the next level (I only promised no more laundry jokes) by going face-down/ass-up for Brian Street Team, who’s so intent on putting stickers on a chair, he doesn’t immediately notice. Brian takes the one-up on Coco, and soon the joystick play becomes more analog than digital.

The last scene has a bit of a back-story to it: Turns out that Skin was on the docket for a girl/girl scene but had so much fun she decided to do her very first boy/girl scene, as well. And, to stay true to plot, at some point her panties magically disappeared. Again, Kelly has some input onto the whole shebang:

“The best possible
performance for a cameraman to witness is one in which the actors act
as though I’m not in the room at all.  I’ll opt for passion even if
it’s at the expense of poor lighting or technical difficulties.  For
instance, I’m pretty sure I caught the shadow of my on camera
microphone in a couple seconds off footage that may or may not have
been edited out.  Skin was so into it that she was dripping with
sweat.  She cried out in ecstasy, all inhibitions abandoned.  It was
one of the hottest things I’ve ever witnessed that I wasn’t a part of.”

All in all, ‘No Panties Allowed’ delivers scene after scene of good, wholesome hardcore sex. It’s definitely highly recommended from the AltPornNow staff, and is available from BurningAngel.com. I give it 4.5/5 Underwear Gnomes.