Finch … oh Finch. I think i have an AltPornNow crush on you. The glasses, the subtle sexuality, the nerd appeal … and the name …. ohhhhhh the name. Makes me think of the To Kill a Mockingbird. She could’ve also gone with Scout or Boo Radley. Either of those would be equally erotic in my book. I should really shoot a porn spoof on To Kill a Mockingbird. Hmmmmm …. *hurries off to write script* ….
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Leila was kind enough to show us her boobs. Her boobs are right below this sentence. Pretty amazing, right? If i knew all it took was an internet connection and an HTML for Dummies book to get girls to take their tops off, i would’ve been doing it years ago.
You can find this boob generous lady at DeviantNation.com and BrokenDollz.com
Good lord this girl has some nice boobs. Just all big and wet and fantastic. I wonder if they’re perpetually wet. Like she’s walking around the grocery store and the wetness bleeds through her shirt. Thatd be fun.
Check out HollyD at her very own site > ILoveHollyD.com
The Alt cult of Godsgirls.com have some sort of deep fascination with the Misfits and/or Danzig. I like the Misfits too. Danzig lives in Silverlake in the same neighborhood as my tattoo artist. We once talked about going over there and TP-ing his house, just so we could see his short self hobble out with his fists in the air screaming “you meddling kids!!!!”. Of course we never did this. Just talk. I would’ve though … cause i know i can outrun Danzig, he’s got short legs. But if i tripped and fell, I’d be fucked. I should’ve done it. I regret it to this day. Oh hey, theres Julene’s boobs.
Shes got her own blog. She talks mostly about not having a boyfriend. Do you know what that means? It means shes available. And searching. For elusive wang. Go crush on her there, or if you’re the type that feels you deserve sex after paying for dinner, skip the date and sign up for GodsGirls.com Foreplay is for losers and gays anyway right?
Madison sent this directly via the weapon of choice for AltPornsters, the BlackBerry. I sent out a message on the Twitter machine in search of boobs, and like some sort of magic boob factory, boobs were delivered directly to my inbox. And quite frankly, this is what its like to join an AltPorn site. Boobs in your mail, daily. FTW.
Madison can be found on burningangel.com, godsgirls.com, erotiquedigitale.com (wait a minute, why hasnt madison shown her vagina on my site?), and her very own blogosaurus > OMGitsmadisonbaby
Ummmm … Stiletto just kicked it up a notch.
This is Stiletto. You can only find her on GodsGirls.com doing things like giving or receiving strap on love with Catra. And making love to crucifixes.
You can only find her covered in jizz/cum/semen/happyjuice here on AltPornNow.com
Stiletto … if you would like to “do” us … would you please respond to this post with … “yes .. i would “do” you!” whether an exclamation point is added is entirely up to you. i don’t want to prejudge your enthusiasm.
For more Stiletto … GodsGirls.com
I thought it’d be a fun idea to post cell phone cam photos of boobs, submitted by models every Monday, here at AltPornNow.com. I’m calling it Mammary Mondays. So ghey.
I took this of my fiance a few months back.
Models … send us your phonecam boobs and we’ll post them each Monday. Get on it!
Send them to >>> admin [at] altpornnow [dot] com