by SaintStephen
I recently had the awesome opportunity to interview Madison Mitchell of
backdoorwhore.com and
BurningAngel fame. I fired off a page of silly, annoying questions, and she was cool enough to humor me and answer them.
Those of you not familiar with her are missing a lot of a good thing. Odds are you’ve seen her someplace, though. Madison has been featured in Skin and Ink magazine, Hustler, BurningAngel, SuicideGirls, Tattoo Erotica and a whole helluva lot of DVD titles.
So, without further ado, here’s what you’ve been waiting for:

Saint Stephen- Lets get your vital stats. I know you just turned 26, but what city do you grace with your presence?
Madison Mitchell- I live in Los Angeles. I just moved here from Detroit 6 months ago.
SS- Any nicknames, funny/embarrassing/ect?
MM -My ‘bee eff eff’ Brian Street Team calls me MM some of my fans call me M2 nothing really awesome there.
SS- How many tattoos do you actually have, favorite one, and which one means the most to you?
MM-I have no idea how many tattoos I have. That’s like asking me how many guys I’ve slept with… Do people count that? My favorite tattoos though are the sugar gliders from around my neck. They probably mean the most as well along with my “you’re so money, baby” tattoo because I got that one with my best friend Amanda Martin. I love her more than air.
SS- How’d you get into the adult entertainment industry? Who’s the best person you’ve worked with and who do you want to work with in the future?
MM- I have no idea how I got in. I’m just insane. As far as the best person as performers I’d say Jerry! As far as directors… Nate Liquor. I’d really love to work with Mr. Pete in the future.
SS- Are there any moments in your career that stand out, whether they be funny, embarrassing or life altering?
MM-The first time I filmed a porn. I was so scared I had no idea what I was doing. I didn’t even bring heels. I brought a pair of Chuck’s and lots of jeans!
SS- How would you describe yourself?
MM- Id like to think that I’m a hard working dedicated person. I am loving to my friends and I would go above and beyond to do anything and everything for them. Pretty much whenever I put my mind to something not only do I achieve it. But, I will do better than anyone else! Probably my only talent.

SS- Any hobbies or interests?
MM- When I did my online banking chart with Bank Of America to see what my main hobbies and interests were and where I spent the most money. It said my hobby was the cheesecake factory.

I really like to read. I like biographies the most. My favorite biography (So Cliche) is “How to Make Love Like a Porn Star.” I really love Harry Potter Books. I also love going to the beach. Although I have yet to be in the ocean (ever… yes you heard me right)… Maybe I’ll do that this week?
SS- I know a lot of the time models tend to cater to the fantasies and fetishes of others, but, what are yours? (besides the
Dirt Nasty one…)
MM- Honestly, I don’t know. Good sex is good enough for me. Maybe on the beach in Hawaii or something you know like How Stella got her Groove Back style with a lot more choking and smacking and a little less kissing?
SS- Any upcoming events that you’re excited about? Movie releases, new music, expos, ect…
MM- I have about 4 new releases coming out this month. I’m just excited about all of the work in the future. I’m excited about Erotica LA. You know.. I’m just excited about life.

Now it’s the off the wall questions…
SS- How would you take over the world and what would you do with it afterwards?
MM- I think that if I could take over the world I would put all of the Christians (and religions of all kinds) who want to force their ideals and can’t live in peace on one island with the baby rapers and murderers and on that same Island we would have a real life Jurassic Park and I would then make sure there were no homeless people on the streets and we all had jobs and everyone was working towards their goals. (It’s my fantasy world so shut the fuck up. I do what I want.)
SS- If you were a pizza topping, what would you be?
MM- MMMMM PIZZA.
SS- Ninja versus Pirate, who’d you bet on?
MM- Pirate obviously… Like Captain Barbosa or even Jack Sparrow!
SS-Last time you used EPIC FAIL in a sentence?
MM- Oh I think like 10 minutes ago!
SS- How much ass does Chuck Norris actualy kick, and could your cat take him?
MM- I think my cat could take anyone. I used to like that show Walker Texas Ranger when I was on Ambien.

SS- And lastly, any final thoughts, words of wisdom, life altering revelations…?
MM- Actually yes, I just wrote this the other day!
“You are all you have in this world. Never judge people. What would you do in their shoes? Always love unconditionally, and expect nothing in return. Love your family no matter what. Remember, they are the roots of your tree. Love your friends, they are the water and sunshine that help you grow. Never lose yourself to find another. Love never fails, people do. I have failed, and I live with that every day of my life. Fuck me once Fuck you, Fuck me twice Fuck me. Forgive never forget. Chase your dreams, and let go of your nightmares. Keep your enemies closer than your friends. Don’t lie to people; just tell them it is none of their business! Keep your head high, but not so high the birds are shitting in your nose. These are all hard lessons to learn, but I wouldn’t change a thing because there are no beautiful endings without beautiful mistakes.”

Thanks again, Madison!