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It’s easy to see why I have more than just a soft spot for Misti Dawn over at BurningAngel. She’s by far one of my favorite gamer geek girls.

Wren is new at BurningAngel, but not to the industry. I had the extreme pleasure of harassing her with pointless questions, and here are the results. And for those of you not interested in words, there’s an epic ton of photo’s, to boot!

Saint Stephen: Okay, so here goes: You call yourself The White Trash Princess, what’s your White Trash Lineage?

Wren: I was a pretty out of control teen. I liked to get in fights lol. My best guy friends likened me to a trashy princess, due to the fact that I looked so girlie but liked to brawl. It just kinda spouted from that.

SS: How was working with everyone at BurningAngel? Joanna is one of those people that I really want to hang out with someday.

Wren: It was such a great shoot day! I had wanted to work with Kelly Lind for years and he lived up to all my expectations! Not to mention Joanna is the sweetest pint sized lil girl on earth! She brought us all pink energy drinks and bagels lol. There was a newb shooting the same day as me for her first nude shoot ever. J went out of her way to make her feel comfortable. It’s really nice to see someone so big in out alt world who’s still so down to earth.

SS: For the hopeless romantics, how’d you meet your husband?

Wren: We have a lot of common friends. And wellllllll we kind of connected online due to them!? Bahah yeah I met my husband on myspace. Romantic right? But I for sure couldn’t be more grateful. He’s the sweetest most loving man on earth. And trust me they are hard to come by!

SS:  Words of advice for trying to land an AltGirl?

Wrem: Its VERY important to be open minded if you are trying to settle down with an alt girl. Also they can’t be the jealous type. We are used to interacting with strippers, porn stars, and general all around odd balls. There for we aren’t chomping at the bit to settle down with a man who’s overall goal is to tie us down. Not saying we can’t be with just one man. But I find a lot of men love the idea of us but in the end are too close minded to live with the reality that we like to get naked online. In the end, we get naked now and were gonna get naked 6 months down the road. If you can’t hack it don’t bother trying.

SS:  Music, Movies, TV that make you happy.

Wren: I watch far to much reality tv. Its probably not healthy. I love pretty much all music with the exception of hardcore and commercial country music. Anddd I’m a sap, gimmme a romantic comedy over any other movie ill be stoked. Though I am also a documentary fiend I watch at least 2 a week.

SS: What’s in store for your 2010?

Wren: I’m working on settling into married life and the stressful process of becoming American lol. Also I have a really exciting project coming up at the end of the year in collaboration with Jesse from Destroy Inc. To be put out through tattoos.com! But its a secret so you’ll just have to sit tight to find out!

SS: Here’s the general tattoo question: how many, where and favorites?

Wren: I have a lot now, though I can’t be bothered to count lol. My fave for sure is my coureur des bois on my upper right arm done by Erin Chance (www.badtastearmy.com). A lil tribute to my French Canadian and Native heritage!

SS: How’d you get into the industry and what’ve you experiences been like so far?

Wren: I was young and had been doing modeling locally for about a year and was pretty bored with it. I thought nude modeling would be a way more exciting road for me to travel. Now 4 years later I couldn’t be happier I chose this path. I lead me to meeting the best friends any girl ever could have hoped for as well as my amazingly handsome and loving husband. All in all the alt world has been more then amazing too me.

SS: Is there anybody you want to work with in the future?

Wren: I have wanted to shoot with Chase for supercult for yearrrrrs! So I’m hoping well do that soon!

SS: Any funny stories from the front-lines of the AltPorn world?

Wren: One comes to mind right off the bat. While shooting for my very first Gods Girls sets I was super nervous. But lucky enough to have been paired up with Chelsea! As we were shooting some two girl sets out in the desert we had a shot gun pulled on us by some crazy local. Apparently we had been getting naked on her property and she was more then displeased! I almost peed my pants which probably would have been less traumatizing.

SS: What are your fantasies and fetishes?

Wren: I am the most boring person when it comes to that kind of thing lol. My biggest turn on is lumber jacks!? Yeah I know boring lol sorry!

SS: What’s your plan for World domination and what do you plan on doing with it after it’s in your grasp?

Wren: I have zero plans to dominate the world. I’ve got everything I ever wanted in life. I guess I’m a pretty easily pleased lil lady! I’ve got the man of my dreams, and amazing family, I guess all that’s missing is a lil puppy and the bar me and my husband plan on opening.

SS: This one is important: Ninja versus Pirate, who wins?

Wren: Pirates always! Another of my nicknames is Wren the Wench lol so the answer couldn’t be more clear in my mind!

*BurningAngel photo’s are from BurningAngel… The others are courtesy of Bryan Christopher Barnes Fine Art!

Again, sorry about the late posting, but I had a wisdom tooth pulled and I’ve been in a prescription drug induced stupor for the last couple of days…

So, as a means of apology, I bring you Skin! Not just any skin, either, but BurningAngel’s Skin!

Asphyxia is a dirty, dirty girl. So dirty, in fact, that she needs to clean up in the kitchen.

Asphyxia, along with a plethora of other amazing ladies, can be found, as always, at BurningAngel.com!

BurningAngel’s newest DVD release, ‘No Panties Allowed,’ features BA’s own Joanna Angel, Coco Velvett, Skin, Andy San Dimas and Draven running amok and getting nailed because, and I’m taking a wild guess about where the title comes from here; they’re wearing skirts and no panties. Going commando has never been so sexy.

The flick starts with a little on-balcony fucking with Joanna and James Deen, which if you’ve never seen these two together, is a thing of awesomeness. After a generous helping of good ol’ fashioned sexing, they head indoors for a second serving of anal. The chemistry between these two is almost palpable, and the camerawork is amazing. For a little on that, we go to the man behind the lens, Kelly Lind:

“It’s always fun to shoot them because they’re both amazing performers,
from a photographers perspective, they know all the angles, they’re
very self aware.  So it’s easy to shoot because I’m not doing a double
duty of managing their performance and mine behind the camera, I can
focus solely on getting the best angles for the lens.”

Second Scene: Draven is trying to replace a nonexistent light-bulb whilst (yes, I used ‘whilst’) standing on a ladder. Enter Brian Street Team who notices the complete lack of panties on Draven, and shenanigans ensue. And by shenanigans, I mean loud, intense humping. All in all, both performers are charismatic and obviously had a great time filming which shows throughout the scene. Draven is gorgeous, and Brian Street Team comes replete with witty banter.

And showing that even AltPorn girls need to do laundry, the third scene starts with Andy San Dimas in a launderette. By my calculations, she’s in there because she’s out of underwear and needs to put a load in the wash. And Kris Slater is there because she has no underwear on and he wants to put a load in to her. (I know, that pun was the suck. I apologize.) Andy brings the goods and shows that she’s a pro. I’d make a joke about a ‘balanced load’ here, but I think the world will be a better place if I didn’t.

We’ve all been in this place before; you’re trying to defeat Ganondorf and you forget to put on underwear. Coco Velvett goes to the next level (I only promised no more laundry jokes) by going face-down/ass-up for Brian Street Team, who’s so intent on putting stickers on a chair, he doesn’t immediately notice. Brian takes the one-up on Coco, and soon the joystick play becomes more analog than digital.

The last scene has a bit of a back-story to it: Turns out that Skin was on the docket for a girl/girl scene but had so much fun she decided to do her very first boy/girl scene, as well. And, to stay true to plot, at some point her panties magically disappeared. Again, Kelly has some input onto the whole shebang:

“The best possible
performance for a cameraman to witness is one in which the actors act
as though I’m not in the room at all.  I’ll opt for passion even if
it’s at the expense of poor lighting or technical difficulties.  For
instance, I’m pretty sure I caught the shadow of my on camera
microphone in a couple seconds off footage that may or may not have
been edited out.  Skin was so into it that she was dripping with
sweat.  She cried out in ecstasy, all inhibitions abandoned.  It was
one of the hottest things I’ve ever witnessed that I wasn’t a part of.”

All in all, ‘No Panties Allowed’ delivers scene after scene of good, wholesome hardcore sex. It’s definitely highly recommended from the AltPornNow staff, and is available from BurningAngel.com. I give it 4.5/5 Underwear Gnomes.

What better way to say ‘Happy Ho-Ho,’ and stuff a… stocking, than with toys and movies from BurningAngel.com?! Show that special person you really care with a copy of LAPink or a set of AngelWings! Me, I’m waiting for someone to buy me a t-shirt. ::Cue Charlie Brown Christmas music::

Had to share this because Misti Dawn is my favorite nerdy chick ever… as always, check her out at BurningAngel.com.

It’s that time of year again. Ghosts and Ghouls run amok, kids make themselves sick on candy corn, and BurningAngel puts out some really good galleries.

Nothing says Happy Hallowe’en like Joanna Angel and Andy San Dimas and some good ol’ Zombie Fucking. I’m pretty sure that abuse of a corpse in this matter is illegal in some states. Braaaaaaaiiiiinsss! Booooobieeeessss! Lucky stiff…

Saddly, I couldn’t get the emailed trailer to work for me, so I MacGyver’d my way around to bring you, the readers, the official LAPink Trailer! Just click the happy little underlined hyperlink and enjoy!