Wren is new at BurningAngel, but not to the industry. I had the extreme pleasure of harassing her with pointless questions, and here are the results. And for those of you not interested in words, there’s an epic ton of photo’s, to boot!
Saint Stephen: Okay, so here goes: You call yourself The White Trash Princess, what’s your White Trash Lineage?
Wren: I was a pretty out of control teen. I liked to get in fights lol. My best guy friends likened me to a trashy princess, due to the fact that I looked so girlie but liked to brawl. It just kinda spouted from that.
SS: How was working with everyone at BurningAngel? Joanna is one of those people that I really want to hang out with someday.
Wren: It was such a great shoot day! I had wanted to work with Kelly Lind for years and he lived up to all my expectations! Not to mention Joanna is the sweetest pint sized lil girl on earth! She brought us all pink energy drinks and bagels lol. There was a newb shooting the same day as me for her first nude shoot ever. J went out of her way to make her feel comfortable. It’s really nice to see someone so big in out alt world who’s still so down to earth.
SS: For the hopeless romantics, how’d you meet your husband?
Wren: We have a lot of common friends. And wellllllll we kind of connected online due to them!? Bahah yeah I met my husband on myspace. Romantic right? But I for sure couldn’t be more grateful. He’s the sweetest most loving man on earth. And trust me they are hard to come by!
SS: Words of advice for trying to land an AltGirl?
Wrem: Its VERY important to be open minded if you are trying to settle down with an alt girl. Also they can’t be the jealous type. We are used to interacting with strippers, porn stars, and general all around odd balls. There for we aren’t chomping at the bit to settle down with a man who’s overall goal is to tie us down. Not saying we can’t be with just one man. But I find a lot of men love the idea of us but in the end are too close minded to live with the reality that we like to get naked online. In the end, we get naked now and were gonna get naked 6 months down the road. If you can’t hack it don’t bother trying.
SS: Music, Movies, TV that make you happy.
Wren: I watch far to much reality tv. Its probably not healthy. I love pretty much all music with the exception of hardcore and commercial country music. Anddd I’m a sap, gimmme a romantic comedy over any other movie ill be stoked. Though I am also a documentary fiend I watch at least 2 a week.
SS: What’s in store for your 2010?
Wren: I’m working on settling into married life and the stressful process of becoming American lol. Also I have a really exciting project coming up at the end of the year in collaboration with Jesse from Destroy Inc. To be put out through tattoos.com! But its a secret so you’ll just have to sit tight to find out!
SS: Here’s the general tattoo question: how many, where and favorites?
Wren: I have a lot now, though I can’t be bothered to count lol. My fave for sure is my coureur des bois on my upper right arm done by Erin Chance (www.badtastearmy.com). A lil tribute to my French Canadian and Native heritage!
SS: How’d you get into the industry and what’ve you experiences been like so far?
Wren: I was young and had been doing modeling locally for about a year and was pretty bored with it. I thought nude modeling would be a way more exciting road for me to travel. Now 4 years later I couldn’t be happier I chose this path. I lead me to meeting the best friends any girl ever could have hoped for as well as my amazingly handsome and loving husband. All in all the alt world has been more then amazing too me.
SS: Is there anybody you want to work with in the future?
Wren: I have wanted to shoot with Chase for supercult for yearrrrrs! So I’m hoping well do that soon!
SS: Any funny stories from the front-lines of the AltPorn world?
Wren: One comes to mind right off the bat. While shooting for my very first Gods Girls sets I was super nervous. But lucky enough to have been paired up with Chelsea! As we were shooting some two girl sets out in the desert we had a shot gun pulled on us by some crazy local. Apparently we had been getting naked on her property and she was more then displeased! I almost peed my pants which probably would have been less traumatizing.
SS: What are your fantasies and fetishes?
Wren: I am the most boring person when it comes to that kind of thing lol. My biggest turn on is lumber jacks!? Yeah I know boring lol sorry!
SS: What’s your plan for World domination and what do you plan on doing with it after it’s in your grasp?
Wren: I have zero plans to dominate the world. I’ve got everything I ever wanted in life. I guess I’m a pretty easily pleased lil lady! I’ve got the man of my dreams, and amazing family, I guess all that’s missing is a lil puppy and the bar me and my husband plan on opening.
SS: This one is important: Ninja versus Pirate, who wins?
Wren: Pirates always! Another of my nicknames is Wren the Wench lol so the answer couldn’t be more clear in my mind!
*BurningAngel photo’s are from BurningAngel… The others are courtesy of Bryan Christopher Barnes Fine Art!
